The star of Royal Pains—and too many movies to list, here—has been skiing his whole life. And when I caught up with him at Celebrity Ski Fest, we immediately bonded over skiing—and the fact that his son was lucky enough to spend the day with Letitia Lussier, who is not only one of my favorite instructors, but is a Feuerstein family favorite, as well. And while Mark was excited to tell me about his races—or, at least the first race—he may have a second career in journalism. Before I realized it, he was grilling me about the skiing life.
BNC: Tell me about your races!
MF: I would certainly like to dwell more on the first one, because I won that one.
BNC: So, lets!
MF: The victory of the first one far exceeded the loss of the second one, and that is because Patrick Warburton and I raced once, two years ago, and kind of a rivalry was established. So that felt good. Then, for the second—Tim Daly is a very good skier, and I was racing against him.
BNC: Yeah, that’s a problem.
MF: And I was beating him the first half of the race, but I got too excited, I caught an edge, and he just swooped by me and I could not catch up.
BNC: Are you staying warm?
MF: Yes! They have these new things called heaters on your boots, which I have never seen. They are phenomenal. I have been rocking those, but I can’t say they keep your toes warm.
BNC: I wear them every day that I ski. And on the colder days, they don’t always keep up.
MF: And you ski every week?
BNC: Yes, I do—multiple times a week, actually.
MF: Wow. Do you get as good a workout as a hike?
BNC: Oh, yeah. If I ski hard. If I’m on the bumps with my friend Mel—or really, behind her.
MF: So, you’re very good.
BNC: No, I’m not.
MF: [Looks as though he doesn’t buy it, and takes a different journalistic tack.]
Did you ever ski competitively?
BNC: Yes—if you count my stint on the Hopefuls devo team at Pico Peak in Vermont—where I was more concerned with getting down safely, than quickly. Let’s say it was a short-lived career. I’ve been a happy recreational skier my whole life.
MF: I grew up skiing on the east coast. I broke my thumb when I was about ten, skiing at Catamount, where I slid down an entire sheet of ice on my thumb. So I know how to persevere. East coast skiing is a different sport—it’s like an endurance test!
BNC: Without the Deer Valley dining options—so, what’s your favorite thing to eat at Deer Valley?
MF: I just enjoyed the roast turkey that I had. That was lovely.
And, the S’mores at 4 p.m. every day at the Montage Deer Valley are all one needs, with three children, to keep your children happy. So, I am very happy about the s’mores.
BNC: How old are your children?
MF: They are 7, 5 and 4.
BNC: Are they all skiing?
MF: Just my son today. I want to get my older daughter out, but I can’t force her…
BNC: That’s the whole trick, you can’t force them because you want them to love it. Also, Swedish fish.
MF: Oh? Is that part of the incentive?
BNC: Yes, I have a ten year old and a six year old, and it’s Swedish fish in the cargo pocket of your ski pants, so that at the bottom of every run, you go, Hey, Nice Job! And hand them a fish.
MF: Like a biscuit!
BNC: Yes, I’m not above it. Also, multiple hot chocolate breaks, and cookies as big as their heads.
MF: Bribery—it will get you everywhere.
BNC: Yes! It is all you need as a parent…you can dress it up, call it “incentive” “reward.” It’s bribery, people, and it works. How did you potty train your children? You bought them a condo in the Hamptons, because they WENT IN THE POTTY.
MF: That’s exactly right, we are still paying the mortgage on that.
BNC: I know! I did the same thing—and we live here. So it required a G5.
(We kid, people. We kid.)